It's a good day. Cryptos are mooning, Stonks & ETFs steadily rising... Your portfolio hasn't been looking this good in a long time. It's like Sminem is right there with you, blessing you with crypto gains. 

You can practically hear the employees at [REDACTED HEDGE FUND MANAGEMENT COMPANY] seething. Coping, even. They're going to have to cover their shorts in the billions now. You've finally made it.

What will it be? HODL? or sell? 

All profits will be invested in ChainLink

Specs

• One size fits most (roughly US Men's size 9-12) 
• Crew Cut
• Green wojak channeling his sminemish crypto gains displayed 
  
• May cause urgent desire to show off your feet to your friends